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Lolz

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Mom.

How do you thank someone who has given you the moon and the stars? How do you explain the deepest feelings of the heart? What could I say when the words don’t even begin to convey the gratitude? With so many to express, where do I start? Mom, I could spend a lifetime searching for the right words to say to you. The perfect words would be filled with appreciation for someone who took me by the hand when I was little and who guided me on a pathway torward more happiness than most people will ever know. The right words would tell you how dear you will always be to me for holding the ladders that reach my own little stars and for catching me whenever I fell, and for always being there with encouragement, support, and understanding. Mom, maybe i’ll never be able to find those perfect words, but that won’t keep me from trying. All my life through, i’ll try to express that sweet thanks with each little reminder and every hug—-because you give my heart so much joy and my life so much LOVE.

capricecrane:

ATTENTION DOG PEOPLE: My friend’s dog is suffering kidney failure after eating Purina manufactured Waggin Train Dog Treats. These “treats” are slowly shutting down their kidneys and killing dogs. Do not give these to your animals and do not buy any treats made in China right now. Please share this so we don’t lose any of our loved ones.

Update: News story on this but Purina is NOT recalling. Terrible. 

http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/13/10657635-3-big-brands-may-be-tied-to-chicken-jerky-illness-in-dogs-fda-records-show

#Baws

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Facebook Ragefaces of the Day: One entrepreneurial Redditor recently came across the revelation that ragefaces can be employed in Facebook chat in lieu of boring old emoticons.

Redditor Soulholder explains:

These work by referencing the account’s ID. They’re actually Pages who’s display pictures are set to ragefaces.

See here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Poker-Face/129627277060203 = [[129627277060203]]

You can find yours by clicking on your profile, and then looking at the URL. The string or series of numbers after facebook.com/ will be yours. You can also get your friend’s ID’s by viewing their profile.

Alternatively, you can just use Zuckerberg’s face using [[4]].

For the lazy (and you know who you are!), below is an exhaustive list of ragefaces and their corresponding “magic number,” courtesy of Redditor RottingRyno: 

• Troll face: [[171108522930776]]

• ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME: [[143220739082110]]

• Not bad Obama:[[169919399735055]]

• Me Gusta: [[211782832186415]]

• Mother of God: [[142670085793927]]

• Cereal Guy: [[170815706323196]]

• LOL Face: [[168456309878025]]

• NO Guy: [[167359756658519]]

• Yao Ming: [[218595638164996]]

• Derp: [[224812970902314]]

• Derpina: [[192644604154319]]

• Forever Alone: [[177903015598419]]

• Not Bad : [[NotBaad]]

• F*ck yeah : [[105387672833401]]

• Challange accepted: [[100002727365206]]

• Okay face: [[100002752520227]]

• Dumb bitch: [[218595638164996]]

• Poker face [[129627277060203]]

• Okay face [[224812970902314]]

• Socially awkward penguin [[98438140742]]

• Rage face [[FUUUOFFICIAL]]

• Lamp [[100001256102462]]

• No [[167359756658519]]

• MOG [[142670085793927]]

• Feel like a sir [[168040846586189]] [[125038607580286]]

• Forever alone christmas. [[100002727365206]]

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Note to self.

There is no sense in dwelling on something you can’t control.

theduty:

GOT ‘EM!

It’s been rough. You have no idea.

theduty:

BOMB’D.